REAL LIFE ABILITY SCORE QUIZ

YOU WAKE UP IN A FIELD WITH A NOTE ON YOUR FOREHEAD THAT SAYS “RUN.” A RUMBLE ECHOES BEHIND YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU’RE WALKING HOME AT NIGHT. A MURDERER STARTS FOLLOWING YOU, MATCHING YOUR PACE. PHONE’S DEAD. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU SEE A MAN DROP A THICK ENVELOPE ON A CROWDED STREET. HE DOESN’T NOTICE. PEOPLE START LOOKING. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU’RE GUIDING A GROUP THROUGH A FLOODED TUNNEL DURING A BLACKOUT. YOU KNOW THE WAY. TIME IS RUNNING OUT. WHAT DO YOU DO?.

YOU’RE CAMPING. STRANGER 1 APPROACHES AND BEGS YOU TO HIDE HIM, CLAIMING HE’S BEING HUNTED. YOU HIDE HIM IN YOUR TENT WITH YOUR PARTNER. MOMENTS LATER, STRANGER 2 ARRIVES, CLAIMING STRANGER 1 IS DANGEROUS. YOU DON’T KNOW WHO TO TRUST. WHAT DO YOU DO?

AFTER A NUCLEAR DISASTER, YOU CATCH A FELLOW CAMP MEMBER STEALING FROM THE SUPPLIES. HE BEGS YOU TO STAY QUIET, SAYS HIS FAMILY NEEDS IT. “COVER FOR ME, AND I’LL OWE YOU.” WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU’RE GIVING A BIG PRESENTATION TO A LARGE LIVE AUDIENCE WHEN YOU FEEL A SNEAKY FART COMING ON. YOU CAREFULLY SQUEEZE BUT THE NOISE SHATTERS THE ROOM. THEN YOU FEEL IT… SOMETHING WARM AND LIQUID IS SEEPING DOWN YOUR LEGS. THE ROOM GOES SILENT AS THE AUDIENCE STARES AT YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO?

SOMEONE’S BEING PUBLICLY SHAMED FOR A MISTAKE THEY REGRET. YOU’VE DONE WORSE, JUST NEVER GOT CAUGHT. THE CROWD’S TURNING HOSTILE. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU’RE ON A FIRST DATE AT A RESTAURANT. THINGS ARE GOING WELL, UNTIL YOU SNEEZE, FIRING A SNOT ROCKET STRAIGHT INTO THEIR DRINK. THEY DIDN’T SEE IT. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED. YOU WAKE UP ALONE IN A ROOM WITH NO EXIT, JUST A RED BUTTON ON A TABLE. WHAT DO YOU DO?